in constant motion

Just you wait and see.

Weird thoughts of the day:

the-definition-of-awesome:

-wandsattheready:

    • it has to suck to be in Ravenclaw
    • because you don’t have a password to get into your dorm
    • you have to answer a fucking riddle
    • and the riddle changes so you can learn more
    • because you’re in Ravenclaw
    • imagine if you were a Ravenclaw and you were intoxicated
    • and you get back to your dorm YOUR ASS JUST WANTS TO SLEEP IT OFF
    • and your door is all “A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?” 
    • and you’re just like “Hazzlefrax”
    • and the door will be all UNAMUSED
    • so your drunk self will just sit outside, on the cold stone ground, probably crying about how you “DID YOUR BEST” and not in your nice ass bed
    • because your door has a riddle
    • what a bitch.

hahaha

(via hancan)

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