January 2012
1 post
December 2011
11 posts
"As a betch, you will often find yourself making...
betcheslovethis.com
The only website worth reading. Because it’s not like I’m about to stop #2 not keeping up with the news.
I can't believe my teacher failed me. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Chemistry
Physics
Math
Physics
Physics
Math
Chemistry
Math
This is a cool blog to follow
I accidentally read this one while I was in class… that awkward moment when you’re trying so hard not to laugh and it’s just making it worse.
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
2 posts
1 tag
Best of Autocorrect
OMG I AM DYING. READ EVERY SINGLE ONE.
nightmarred:
thekidatomic:
rocknrollercoaster:
“i’m not eating her out i’m eating her out” “oh that clears it up” i cannot breath there are tears aaaaahhhhh
i found this in my archive and knew i had to bring it back out.
August 2011
8 posts
3 tags
3 tags
April 2011
1 post
February 2011
10 posts
I lost two followers because I am dog.
hancan:
the-definition-of-awesome:
marcela-:
I am like humans…
I walk.
Sometime I do not like what see.
Sometime I am shock.
Sometime I try.
Sometime I ask question
Sometime I have birthday
But I guess
this made me laugh so hard
/dying
JHASDG8QASG SERIOUSLY, I’M DYING
DEAD
i know the feeling, i’m a hobbit
School - cats edition;
hancan:
exhilarating:
rainbowballz:
Waking up in the morning.
On the way to school.
Seeing your friends.
Seeing those bitches you hate.
Seeing your crush.
Get called on in class.
Get homework.
See two bitches fighting like
And you watch them like
Lunch time.
More classes.
The final bell rings.
Go home and get on Tumblr.
Go to bed.
omg I just died a...
Watchthe-definition-of-awesome:
-donteverlookback:
One word: Meangirls.
Hahaha win
Weird thoughts of the day: →
the-definition-of-awesome:
-wandsattheready:
it has to suck to be in Ravenclaw
because you don’t have a password to get into your dorm
you have to answer a fucking riddle
and the riddle changes so you can learn more
because you’re in Ravenclaw
imagine if you were a Ravenclaw and you were intoxicated
and you get back to your dorm YOUR ASS JUST WANTS TO SLEEP IT OFF
and your door is...
December 2010
8 posts
happy cat
I got to talk to my sissy today on iChat. It was just for a couple minutes, but it made my day.
Love you Kiki :)
I haven't been on facebook in over a week
It’s really quite liberating.
I like Monkeys
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching...
November 2010
7 posts
If Facebook existed years ago...
Thank you Priscilla for bringing this into my life.
Watchhancan:
lumos-maxima:
thehipstersuicides:
bittersweetharmony:
brandielizabeth:
joellamarano:
Cast of Harry Potter speaking with American accents.
Probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
Rupert is actually really good at it.
entertaining
can i just marry them all
“justin bieber is the man boo-yah!” best ever
hahah “It’s the freedom language”
